Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
Born free. Taxed to death. A man goes into a shop to get his wife a present. He points out a bottle of perfume and asks
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
A team of doctors attended the delivery of quintuplets who were able to walk immediately after the umbilical cords were cut. The senior doctor was asked to explain this unusual occurrence. ‘I guess they had a lot of practice,’ said the doctor. ‘What do you mean, “practice”?’ asked a junior colleague. ‘They were just born!’ The doctor replied, ‘Well, it was standing womb only.’
Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.