Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What's a bee's favourite sport? Rugbee.
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
A frail little old lady walked up to a cop and said, "I was attacked! I was attacked!" The cop said, "When?" She said, "Twenty-three years ago." The cop said, "What are you telling me now for?" The little old lady said, "I just like to talk about it once in a while."
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!