What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
What about Where does a General keep his Armys? In his sleevies!
"But my elderly aunt was considered a highly respectable spinster!" the society matron protested. "Can't you find some way to cover up the shocking fact that she died in bed while being simultaneously serviced by two paid studs???" "You just leave it to me, Mrs. Van Horn," soothed the police officer. "I'll just put it in my report that she died at the stroke of two."
Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC. The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents are so strong here in NYC that one could step off the edge of the building and literally float in mid-air due to the upward thrust of the thermal air current." "No way, man, you’re crazy," said the second guy to the first. So the first guy steps off the edge of the building and justs floats in mid-air for about 20 seconds and then returns to the roof of the building. The second guy is simply thrilled and says, "watch me do that" as he steps from the edge roof into the open air. Of course he falls like a stone straight down all the way to the waiting pavement below–SPLAT! The third guy, who has remained quiet the entire time, leans over to the first guy and say, "You know something Superman, sometimes you can be a real a*shole!"
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?