Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.
Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle? A: none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common? A: No Cubs
The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods. Swimming
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
Q: What do you call 24 sorority girls walking down the street? A: A case of Schlitz.
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton! Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!" "What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine. "Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"