Q: What did one tampon say to the other?
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet.
She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police.
So he went to piss but on the flush chain there was a bra so he ripped it off.
Then when he was walking down the stairs he saw her cat called Boobs on the step & he hates cats so he squezed it & then threw it up the stairs.
He then went in the kitchen where the women was & the women said why did you throw my cat up the stairs?
He said I don`t know.
While she went to get it, on the table was a glass of milk which he then drank.
When the women came back she said you had your 3 chances now I'm calling the Police.
When the police came they asked her what the man had done. She said this man has ripped her bra off, squezed her Boobs and drank her milk.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.