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Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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has 39.46 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.45 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police. So he went to piss but on the flush chain there was a bra so he ripped it off. Then when he was walking down the stairs he saw her cat called Boobs on the step & he hates cats so he squezed it & then threw it up the stairs. He then went in the kitchen where the women was & the women said why did you throw my cat up the stairs? He said I don`t know. While she went to get it, on the table was a glass of milk which he then drank. When the women came back she said you had your 3 chances now I'm calling the Police. When the police came they asked her what the man had done. She said this man has ripped her bra off, squezed her Boobs and drank her milk.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: women
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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