Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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How do you caculate the population of Russia?
You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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