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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have, pal?" The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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On the ninth day, God said, "Let there be soccer." And it was good. Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." God said, "Let it be called the Manchester United." Later that day, God said, "Even Man U needs idiots." So HE made their fans.
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How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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