What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?" "Up his sleevies!"
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.