Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Q:How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?
A:He's nursing a Mike's Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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