So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner
"Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom."
The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob.
So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis.
So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?
A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.