Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A:A high school math problem!
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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