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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: math
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 38.91 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 38.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, life
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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has 38.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 38.87 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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has 38.84 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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