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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
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What about Where does a General keep his Armys? In his sleevies!
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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
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Is your goalmouth open? High five!
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I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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I may be a cold hearted and a unloving bitch, but I'm damn good at it How am I driving? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS I'm not an alcholic Alcoholics go to meetings I am a drunk NO FAT CHICKS! Dont laugh at my ride, your daughter may be in it! Horn broke watch for finger I'm not pshycotic, I cant read your mind. Keep staring I might do a trick. Chicks dig my ride. I found Jesus... he was behind the coach the whole time. I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal. Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa. I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister. Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privlige. I smile because I have no Idea whats going on. Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going.
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
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