The coach says to the boxer encouragement words: The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...
Our family was so poor our Christmas dinner was the leftovers from our last Christmas dinner.
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.