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The coach says to the boxer encouragement words: The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...
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Our family was so poor our Christmas dinner was the leftovers from our last Christmas dinner.
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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
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Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
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Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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