One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’
‘Of course.
What else could it be?’
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet.
She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police.
So he went to piss but on the flush chain there was a bra so he ripped it off.
Then when he was walking down the stairs he saw her cat called Boobs on the step & he hates cats so he squezed it & then threw it up the stairs.
He then went in the kitchen where the women was & the women said why did you throw my cat up the stairs?
He said I don`t know.
While she went to get it, on the table was a glass of milk which he then drank.
When the women came back she said you had your 3 chances now I'm calling the Police.
When the police came they asked her what the man had done. She said this man has ripped her bra off, squezed her Boobs and drank her milk.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
A blonde asks a bypasser:
Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is?
It's on the other side.
Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...