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I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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Why are old socks good for golf? Because they have eighteen holes.
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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
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Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
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I've got something you can take up the chain.
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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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Jane. ‘It didn’t work for us.’ ‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary. ‘You have to go alone.’
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