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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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One day a Viking named Leif returned after a long sea voyage and found that during his absence his name had been removed from the town register. He sent his wife to the town hall make a complaint to the mayor. "I’m sorry," said the mayor, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up. Birth control would come in ale or lager. Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
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If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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