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A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant. I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean. I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience. I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it. I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: IT, school
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 39.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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