A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere.
Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him.
One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned.
"Finally, some company!" he thought.
While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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