The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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