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How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 38.91 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 38.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, life
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 38.87 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 38.85 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
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