How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers?
‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A:A high school math problem!
Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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