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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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Me: "I'm finally happy!" Life: "Lol, wait a sec."
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESNT'T EXIST.
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