You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Get to know your mate. If there's something you need to know about him, just ask him right up front. And choose the right moment because the fellas don't like opening up. Like, after intimacy, turn around, look him in his eye and say, "I've been wanting to know, what's your name?"
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.