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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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A mugger stops a guy on the street at gunpoint. "Give me all your money", he says. The muggee isindignant. "You can't do this," he yells. "I'm anIRS agent." "In that case," says the mugger, "give me all MY money."
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Big inspection on a build site/yard. The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual. The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses. -(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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