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Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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