Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.