Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!