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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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