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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says, "The auditors have just left, sir." "Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss. "Very thoroughly," is the reply. "Well, what did they say", says the boss. "They want 15% to keep quiet."
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