Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Q: How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft? A: When he actually listens to marketing before saying no.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.