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Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Q: How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft? A: When he actually listens to marketing before saying no.
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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