Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.