What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.
Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't.
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain. The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?" The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at both houses of Congress, then prays for the country!"