What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!