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What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
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You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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