Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.