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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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