How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
Are shellfish warm? No they re clammy.
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?