To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.