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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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Q: Who makes the best detective - Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A: The tax accountant - she make's more deductions.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.
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