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Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: women
Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex? Girl: A threesome Boy: What's it called when two people have sex? Girl: A twosome Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome
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has 78.55 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.” “Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
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has 78.55 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, political
An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home. "Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago." "Well," the old lady snickers, "what do you say, should we get naked?" The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady says slyly, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago." "I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"
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has 78.55 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, couple, life, time, wedding
Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
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has 78.55 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, life
What did one tit say to the other? I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
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has 78.54 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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has 78.54 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: IT
Teacher: If you eat fish? Student: It's good for my eyes. Teacher: If you don't eat fish? Student: It's good for the fish!
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has 78.54 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: school
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