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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel. He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled" The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice Doggy", until your sniper gets the range.
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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