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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don’t see why not," replies the doctor. "That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?" "Because I'm Christine."
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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