Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A: Who knows it's never been done.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.