Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.