What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?" What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?" What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?" What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask? "Do you want fries with that?"
One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker. Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the nearest Red Light District. A short while later, he finds what he's looking for and spends $10 for oral sex and intercourse. The next morning, the old geezer wakes up and discovers he has crabs. So, he gets dressed and heads down to where he had been the night before. He notices the same hooker on the street corner, so he marches over to her and says, "Hey, lady, you gave me crabs!" The hooker replies, "Hey, old man, what did you expect for $10? Lobster?"
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.