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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for the rest of the day."
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has 77.13 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, management, time
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 77.11 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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has 77.11 % from 467 votes. More jokes about: insulting, student, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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has 77.11 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". "What?" asks the priest, "what happened?". "You gave birth to a child!". "But that's impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I am your mother, the archbishop is your father."
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has 77.11 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: baby, dating, doctor, kids, women
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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has 77.10 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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has 77.10 % from 1800 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A man gets shipwrecked on a small island. After a few days wandering, he comes across a tribe of natives who have just lost their chieftan. The tribe's high priest tells the man that as he is the first outsider they have seen in twenty years, he must take three tests. If he passes al three tests, the tribe will accept him as their new chief. "Fair enough," says the man. "Just let me know what the tests are and I'll get right on them." The piest takes him to a clearing with three straw huts in it, turns to the man and explains the tests. "In the first hut, you'll find 20 gallons of our native beer. You must drink all of this to complete this test. In the second hut is a gorilla with a sore tooth. You must pull his tooth and survive to pass this test. In the third hut is the ex-chieftan's daughter. You must make love to her until she can take nomore." The man agrees to the tests and begns the first test. Three hours later, he walks out of the hut and goes toward the second hut. The priest asks if he would like to have a rest, but the man says he wants to get all the tests done before he sleeps. He goes into th second hut. After two hours he comes out covered from head to toe in blood and sctratches. He turns to the priest and says "Now lead me to the girl with the sore tooth."
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has 77.09 % from 1072 votes. More jokes about: beer, desert island, love, priest, sex
Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? A: Tell them you can't cum.
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has 77.08 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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has 77.08 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: military
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