Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope? A:Just skip it.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex? Girl: A threesome. Boy: What's it called when two people have sex? Girl: A twosome. Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
A girl goes to a library. Girl: I want the book, "Women- The most perfect and intelligent." . . . . Librarian: Comic section is at the backside.
‘The United States has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It’s called the stock market.’ Jay Leno