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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope? A:Just skip it.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex? Girl: A threesome. Boy: What's it called when two people have sex? Girl: A twosome. Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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A girl goes to a library. Girl: I want the book, "Women- The most perfect and intelligent." . . . . Librarian: Comic section is at the backside.
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‘The United States has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It’s called the stock market.’ Jay Leno
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