Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax? A: After it reaches 95%
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.