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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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