Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.