One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!