Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up. The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "Whaddya doing? Running shoes ain’t gonna help! You can't outrun that there bear!" "I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you."
Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.