When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.