On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.
He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please".
The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!"
The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!"
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight."
The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
Breaking news: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 23 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.