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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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The parish priest needs his house painted so he offers the job to one of his altar boys. The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the house, he’s sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished. The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him a £5.00 note. The boy looks at the money and says to the priest, "Thanks very much Father,...you’re a virgin." The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark. The next day the boy has to paint the outside of the house; it’s a really hot day and he just manages to finish the job without collapsing. The priest looks at the job and this time gives the lad another £5.00 note. Once again the lad looks at the money and says, "Thanks very much Father, you really are a virgin." At this stage the priest decides to take action. "Tommy," he says, "that’s twice you’ve called me a virgin. Do you have any idea what the word means?" "Yes," says the kid, "a tight cunt."
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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