Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
During an international gynaecology conference, an English doctor, Dr. UK, Steve, and a French doctor, Dr. Myrddin, were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently. "Only last week," Dr. Myrddin said, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "Don't be absurd, "Dr. UK Steve exclaimed, "It couldn't have been that big. My God, man, she wouldn't be able to walk if it were." "Aah, you English, always thinking about size," replied Dr. Myrddin. "I was talking about the flavour!"