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I discovered that I'd spent an hour walking around a mall with a shoe store's "Feel the Comfort" sticker stuck to my body. More humiliating? It was attached to my left breast.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, work
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, IT, marriage, technology
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
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has 73.02 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: drug, drunk, sport
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: doctor, friendship, health, memory, money
I called the doctor "My wife is going into labour! What should I do?" "Is this her first child?" he asked. "No, this is her husband."
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: wife
Patient: Doc I keep on forgetting things. Doctor: Since when did you have these problems? Patient: What problems?
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: life
1998: Don't get in the car with strangers. 2008: Don't meet people from the internet. 2018: Order yourself a stranger to get in the car with from the internet. (Uber)
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: IT, time
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: geek, life, math, science
Q: What do Democrats and porn stars have in common? A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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has 73.00 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: democrat, sex
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