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Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
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My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, relationship, sex, technology
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, science, winter
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
A man was telling his wife that he wanted to go to this country in which women paid men twenty dollars every time they had sex. She replied, "I do too!" He gets confused and asks why. She tells him, "I'd like to see how long you can last on forty dollars a month."
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has 72.33 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: money, sex, wife
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued." The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
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has 72.32 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dirty, gay
Things Your Wife Won't Say: The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild. I'm bored. Let's shave the p***y. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it. God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you. Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! Awesome fart! Do another one!
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has 72.32 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: beer, fart, marriage, wife
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 72.31 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: IT
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