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Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
‘Its been a rough day. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 71.95 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: sex
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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has 71.95 % from 738 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 71.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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has 71.93 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: internet, money, women
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 71.92 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
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has 71.91 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Tommy: At the great airports!
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has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: school
A drunken man staggers into a catholic church and sits down in a confession box but says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final atempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies - "No use knockin' mate - there's no paper in this one either".
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has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, church, drunk, priest
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
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