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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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