Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.