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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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