The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.