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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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