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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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