A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Dentist (to the patient: "For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet." Patient: "Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot."
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.