A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.